Halloween is about sex......and stuff.

After the last post I thought I had better give some somewhat humerous, cultural commentary on Halloween....

So here I sit in the front window at my favorite coffee shop in downtown Missoula watching college kids walk past all dressed up in Halloween regalia and a thought pops into my mind....Halloween is all about sex! At least from the adult standpoint......

Think about it, why do people get all dressed up in all manner of silly attire on Halloween? It's simply to get laid! Seriously, how many woman do see see dressed up all scantily in far much less clothing than they normally would be seen in public? I've seen plenty in the hour and a half I've been sitting here. What's more fun than getting all dressed up weird, going out, getting hammered and then having freaky costumed sex afterwards? Not much....unless you are a regular attendee of furry conventions across the globe (google "Furry" and you will see what I mean) I'm totally missing the boat here, I'm going to have to be prepared for next year since I'm going to be 40 then and your sex life pretty much ends soon after the big 4-0.

I've seen some truly great costumes tongight too......A group of five people just walked by all dressed as characters from the movie "Fifth Element", including a Ruby Rodd complete with white hair and the tubular protrusion to go with it. Another guy just walked by dressed as a hot dog, if he had been on a skateboard like in the "Jackass"movies, I would have been more impressed. I've seen all manners of cross dressing, faeries, unicorns, a zombie or two, the entire cast of "The Flintstones", numerous characters from "Sesame Street" and "The Muppet Show", "Eddie" the longtime mascot for Iron Maiden and last but not least, woman dressed like prostitutes. I'm not sure the last examples are costumes or what kids normally wear to the bars these days, I am an old fart with no social life after all. Oh wait, there goes a "Dick in the Box" guy, nice one (google that one too if you aren't aware of that sensation either).Tonight's winner of BEST COSTUME EVER goes to a young woman who went by dressed as Chung Li from the perenially popular "Street Fighter" video games. Congratulations young lady, you made this old nerd's entire week!

The last minute runner up is the woman dressed as a cherry bomb who just now walked by....I'd be happy to light your fuse for you!